Witness Relocation Programme - Welsh Mug 'Rhaglen Ailgatrefi Tystion' (RAT)

This design plays on the idea of being in the Witness Relocation Programme — and then choosing to advertise that fact on a T-shirt, which rather defeats the object. There’s a clear doff of the cap to The Simpsons, specifically the classic Cape Feare episode, where Homer and family enter the Witness Relocation Program and move to a houseboat in Terror Lake to escape the murderous attentions of the recently paroled Sideshow Bob. The graphic is kept deliberately simple: clean lines, a straightforward layout, and a quiet little rat perched on top, which tells you everything you need to know. “Rhaglen Ailgatrefi Tystion” is Welsh for Witness Relocation Programme, shortened here to RAT — a piece of linguistic good fortune too strong to ignore.